
Whenever my brother talks about my blog, he just says the acronym GWAC (for Girl With A Curl) out loud. It sounds like “gwak”. While he was designing the top banner, he kept saying “GWAC” over and over again. I was close to being annoyed with the oft-repeated name until an idea popped into my head: “GWAC” sounds just like “guac”, which is short for guacamole, and the way most of my American friends call that green concoction you serve tortilla chips with.
So, I decided to take some of my favorite flavors and create a curlified guacamole. This one’s filled with the delicious tastes and textures of avocados, lime, tomatoes, mangoes (a nod to the tropics where I’m from) and feta cheese. Why feta? I needed a cheese sharp enough to cut through the creaminess of the avocados.

Putting this together, I found out that the traditional Aztec way of making guacamole was through mashing the avocado with a molcajete, a type of mortar and pestle that looks like this:
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I wish I had such tools to work with because I’m a stickler for tradition, but seriously, a plain old bowl and a fork worked just as well. Mash together two small avocados, the juice of 1 1/2 lime, 1/2 cup diced mangoes (firm, not mushy), and 1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese. Tweak the flavors as you go along; trust those tastebuds!

A traditional herb that gets thrown into this happy mix is cilantro, which I hate with a passion. Most people expect this in guacamole, but I frankly think it tastes/smells like a stink bug we call “changaw” where I grew up. With this recipe, I can finally enjoy guacamole without feeling like I’m willingly ingesting the grossness of those insects. Hehe.

My secret ingredient? Don’t use traditional salt. Seasoned salt is the way to go! It has celery seed, turmeric, paprika and onion and garlic salt all mixed in, so you skip the step of adding all those in. The one I use is Lawry’s. (Another tip: season according to how salty your chips are. People sometimes forget that the chips are salty enough.)

After leaving your GWAC-amole in the fridge for about an hour (so the flavors can develop), plop it all onto a plate and make a round indentation in the mixture with the back of a spoon. Decoratively arrange a bit of the feta, mangoes and tomatoes in a ring in the hollowed part of the dip (I ran out of tomatoes!). Sprinkle a bit of seasoned salt on top for contrast, and fan out tortilla chips around it.
Ole! Enjoy!



June 5th, 2008 at 12:55 am
another yummy concoction!! thanks for filling me up J, i love avocado!
it’s interesting to know you hate “cilantro” for all its smell, and “changaw” at that, i had to crack up! and guess what? i also have this distinct aversion against cinnamon. i can’t tolerate the smell and taste. so i used to make carrot cake without it, and no way can i eat anything with it. i can smell if from five feet away. seriously.
anyways, i’ve got something for you on my blog.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:41 am
Thanks for sharing the recipe! It looks so good to touch. I wouldn’t dare be the first to remove the tortilla and dip in that good-looking treat! Haha.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Odette
Thank you for the LOVE award!
- Ah! I looove cinnamon! Good to know you don’t like the flavor, so I can NOT send you cinnamon anything when you move to Dublin.
Gracey
- Well, the virtual first bite went to Odette, so you’re welcome to dig in!
June 7th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Feta??? Peeeeeeeeyewwwww!
June 7th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Oh yeah - i finally updated my blog. There’s a video especially for you!
June 12th, 2008 at 12:54 am
I love guacamole!!!
Send me your address and I’ll send you a mortar and pestle, exactly like the picture.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:46 am
This looks SPECTACULAR. Oh yeah. It looks like it has a clean and delicious taste. Ayayay! I want to try this!
June 12th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Jen
- I haven’t checked your blog! Going over now.
Elmira
:)
- Seriously?!?! Wow, don’t know what to say! Thank you!
Toni
- Ayayay, I wish you could!